My Preference Is Swimming In The Sea.

There Are So Many Cliches Associated With Mental Health - Such As The 'fine Line Between Lunacy And Genius' - Which Are, On The Whole, A Load Of Rubbish.

My Preference Is Swimming In The Sea. I Find The Sea Is More Liberating, Wild And Good Fun Rather Than Plodding Up And Down A Pool.

The Thing I Thought About Doing It Was It's Comic Relief And You've Got To Be Funny. So Although I Did Try To Sing Properly It Obviously Has Hilarious Results When You Can't Sing.

You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.