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My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.