May The God Of Your Choice Bless

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

I Don't Think I Have Even Achieved Fame. Of Course, Hemingway Says That Fame Is Death's Little Sister.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.