May The God Of Your Choice Bless

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.