When You Record Something, You Never Know

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

Well, I Hate To Be The One To Take The Flyswatter To Tinker Bell, But...