When You Record Something, You Never Know

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

I Suffer From The Curse Of Being Multi-talented. There's No Doubt About It. Politics And Literature Have Gotten In The Way Of Songwriting.

I Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.