When You Record Something, You Never Know

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

He Looked A Shade Too Healthy And Nobody Likes That. Particularly In New York.

I've Been In True Love Many Times. I Just Try To Avoid It As Much As Possible. For If There's One Thing I Know About True Love, It Is That Sooner Or Later, It Results In A Hostage Situation.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.