You Have To Pretend That Your Life

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not Our Campaign.

The People I Respect All Died Broke And Despairing. They Didn't Leave A Lot Of Hammered Iron Behind Them Like Donald Trump Has Done.

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.