An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.