An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?