An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?