An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.