An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.