Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.