Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.