Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.