Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

Man Looks In The Abyss, There's Nothing Staring Back At Him. At That Moment, Man Finds His Character. And That Is What Keeps Him Out Of The Abyss.

I Think I May Drop Dead On The Stage Someday. I Hate To Think Of It. But It's Getting Tough On Me, The Travel. The Show, I Somehow Manage To Rise Up To It, You Know. But I Have No Desire To Retire.

What Are We Going To Do About The Injuries To Our Country Still Going On Right In Front Of Our Eyes? It Gets Me Out Of Bed In The Morning. It Makes Me Mad Enough To Get My Blood Up And Want To Get Out There With [mark] Twain And Get It Said And That Is Why I Still Hit The Road And Go Out On The Stage And Keep Working At Staying Alive.

You Can Go Into Mark Twain's Material And Prove Anything You Want. He Was Against War. He Was For War. He Was Against Rich People And He Was For Them. He Was A Kaleidoscope

I Don't Have A Director. The Audience Directs Me.