Man Is The Religious Animal. He Is

To Communicate With Each Other, We Got To Get Mad At Each Other Sometimes.

We Live In A Democracy. We Have This Extraordinary Opportunity To Use Our Mind And Say What We Think, Speak As We Think. Sometimes What We Say Is Objectionable To Other People. But That Is Part Of A Free Society

Why Do I Keep Performing At My Age? What Else Am I Going To Do? Play Golf? I Tried That Years Ago And All I Did Was Cuss. I Can Do That Without The Walk, Cuss At Congress And Let [mark]twain Do It. "imagine That You Were An Idiot. And Then Imagine That You Were A Member Of Congress. Wait - I've Repeated Myself."

[mark] Twain Called Congress "the Only Distinctly Native Criminal Class In America. We've Lately Sent A United States Senator To The Penitentiary." That Was A Fact.

I Don't Have A Director. The Audience Directs Me.