Politics Has Become Incendiary. People Don't Find

Mark Twain Married The Daughter Of One Of New York State's Leading Abolitionists, Jervis Langdon, Who Helped Frederick Douglass Who Became The Great Negro Leader To Escape From Slavery.

The Main Thing About Money, Bud, Is That It Makes You Do Things You Don't Want To Do.

When The Audience Begins To See The Sunrise On That It's Hard For Them To Turn Away From It Because They're Listening To A Man Talking To Them From Over A Century Ago. And Nothing Has Changed. So What Are You Going To Do About That?

Why Do I Keep Performing At My Age? What Else Am I Going To Do? Play Golf? I Tried That Years Ago And All I Did Was Cuss. I Can Do That Without The Walk, Cuss At Congress And Let [mark]twain Do It. "imagine That You Were An Idiot. And Then Imagine That You Were A Member Of Congress. Wait - I've Repeated Myself."

One Of The Problems With Putting Huck Finn Into A Movie Or On The Stage Is, You Always Make The White People Stupid And Racist. The Point Is, They Don't Know They're Racist.