I Don't Play Golf. Mark Twain Is

Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

I Got A Feeling About Political Correctness. I Hate It. It Causes Us To Lie Silently Instead Of Saying What We Think.

What Are We Going To Do About The Injuries To Our Country Still Going On Right In Front Of Our Eyes? It Gets Me Out Of Bed In The Morning. It Makes Me Mad Enough To Get My Blood Up And Want To Get Out There With [mark] Twain And Get It Said And That Is Why I Still Hit The Road And Go Out On The Stage And Keep Working At Staying Alive.

The Main Thing About Money, Bud, Is That It Makes You Do Things You Don't Want To Do.

Please Don't Refer To Me As "channeling Mark Twain." I'm An Actor. Not A Channeler. That Word Is An Iphone Shortcut. Acting Is More Eloquent Than That.