Many People Think It's In Bad Taste

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.

Our Top Story Tonight: Famous Tv Dolphin Flipper Was Arrested Today On Prostitution Ring Charges. He Allegedly Was Seen Transporting Two 16 Year Olds Across State Line For Immoral Porpoises.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

If Sting Retires, Would He Have To Change His Name To Stung?

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.