Many People Think It's In Bad Taste

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.