Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're

My Mother On Her Death Bed Told Me, 'where The Hell Did That Kangaroo Come From!?' - It Just Popped Out Of Nowhere And Punched Her In The Head And Caused A Cerebral Hemorrhage, So I Thought I'd Move To A Country Where There Were No Kangaroos!

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!

I Have Many Favorite Artists...van Gough As One, But He Didn't Really Sing A Lot!

Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces On Money. Money.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?