I Am Such A Pessimist That Every

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?

It All Started With A Badly Timed Bald Joke!

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.

I Have Many Favorite Artists...van Gough As One, But He Didn't Really Sing A Lot!

You Know, If I Don't Make It When I Go Out There In That Weather Balloon Into That Thunder Storm. I Want, You To Take Your Ear And Give It To My Wife.