Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

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My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

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