Many Are Called But Few Get Up.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.

An Epicure Is One Who Gets Nothing Better Than The Cream Of Everything But Cheerfully Makes The Best Of It.

What Is My Loftiest Ambition? I've Always Wanted To Throw An Egg At An Electric Fan.

Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On The Ancestral Tree From Which We Sprang In Ages Gone.

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.