Man Went Into A Bar, He Only

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.

So I Knocked On The Door At This Bed & Breakfast And A Lady Stuck Her Head Out Of The Window And Said: 'what Do You Want', I Said, 'i Want To Stay Here'. She Said, 'well Stay There' And Shut The Window.

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.