So I Said To This Train Driver

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

I Inherited A Painting And A Violin Which Turned Out To Be A Rembrandt And A Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt Made Lousy Violins And Stradivarius Was A Terrible Painter.