So I Said To This Train Driver

It's Strange, Isn't It. You Stand In The Middle Of A Library And Go Aaaaagghhhh' And Everyone Just Stares At You. But You Do The Same Thing On An Aeroplane, And Everyone Joins In.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.