Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

A Man May Talk Inspiringly To A Woman About Love In The Abstract--but The Look In His Eyes Is Always Perfectly Concrete.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

To Be Happy With A Man You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.