Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

Telling Lies Is A Fault In A Boy, An Art In A Lover, An Accomplishment In A Bachelor, And Second-nature In A Married Man.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.