When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

Soft, Sweet Things With A Lot Of Fancy Dressing - That's What A Little Boy Loves To Eat And A Grown Man Prefers To Marry.

The Mistakes You Regret The Most In Your Life Are The Ones You Didn't Commit When You Had The Chance

In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is Always Either Exceeding The Speed Limit, Or Getting Parked In The Wrong Place.