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George W. Bush, Who Said To Pope John Paul Ii, Give Us A Visit, And Bring The Missus. Never Got A Dinner!

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander Graham Bell's Wife, Who Said To Alex On Their Wedding Night, Your Three Minutes Are Up. Never Got A Dinner!

Long John Silver's Wife, Short, Who Said To John, If The Shoe Fits... Never Got A Dinner!

Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not Now, I'm On The Throne. Never Got A Dinner!