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Vincent Van Gogh, Who Said To The Hat Salesman, I Like It, But It Keeps Sliding Over My Ear. Never Got A Dinner!

Peter Minuet, Who Said To The Indians In Modern-day Manhattan, Will You Accept A Check From A Puerto Rican Bank? Never Got A Dinner!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Only Woman Ever To Apply For Group Alimony. Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander The Great, Who Said On His Wedding Night, It's Only A Nickname. Never Got A Dinner!

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