If I Lose Show Business - I'll

If I Lose Show Business - I'll Really Be An Orphan!

The Mayor Of Hong Kong, Who Said Can't Work Today. Have American Flu. Never Got A Dinner!

Rip Van Winkle, Who Said, Don't Make The Bed; I'm Just Going To The Bathroom. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Noah, Don't Let The Elephants Watch The Rabbits. Never Got A Dinner!

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!