Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not Now, I'm

Where Else But In America Can A Poor Black Man Like Michael Jackson Grow Up To Be A Rich White Woman?

King Henry Viii, Who Said To His Lawyer, Forget The Alimony, I've Got A Better Idea. Never Got A Dinner!

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.

E.t., Who Said To Phyllis Diller, You Look Weird. Never Got A Dinner!

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!