Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not Now, I'm

Adam, Who Said To Eve, What Do You Mean You Have Nothing To Wear? Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Dean Martin's Great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, Who Said To Eli Whitney, I See The Cotton, But Where's The Gin? Never Got A Dinner!

Dr. Spock, Who Said, Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids. It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected. Never Got A Dinner!

Nostradamus, Who Predicted That Billy Bailey Would Not Come Home. Never Got A Dinner!