Live So That You Can At Least

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands The Currency Question, And We Meet Him Every Day.