Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.