An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

There's No Secret About Success. Did You Ever Know A Successful Man Who Didn't Tell You About It?

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.