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Do Your Part To Silence Gossip - Don't Repeat It.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

I Really Have To Keep An Eye On Myself, Because Sometimes I Think I Might Say Something Important.

It Doesn't Really Matter Where I Go (heaven Or Hell). I'll Have Plenty Of Friends In Both Places.

One Thing A Person Won't Do When He's Laughing Is Try To Beat You Up.