Like A Midget At A Urinal I

Any Sport That Comes From Scotland Is Good!

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?