Like A Midget At A Urinal I

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.

The Actual Distance A Bad Golfer Is Going To Hit The Ball With Any Club Obviously Depends On Many Factors, Not The Least Of Which Is Whether The Ball Was Actually Hit At All.

It's Been Dawning On Me Slowly That For The Past 35 Years I Have Been Cast Against Type, And I'm Finally Getting To Do What I Really Wanted To Do.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

There's An Old Saying That God Exists In Your Search For Him. I Just Want You To Understand That I Ain't Looking.