Like A Midget At A Urinal I

I'm Afraid If I Don't Keep Moving, They're Going To Catch Me ... I Am 81 Years Old And I Want To See What's Around The Corner, And I Don't See Any Reason In The World Not To Keep Working. But I Am Starting To Value My Down Time A Great Deal Because I Am Realizing There Might Be Other Things To Do That I Am Overlooking.

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

I Love Comedy And I Hope I Never Stop Doing It.

In Episodic Television You'll Have A Good Guy Who's On Every Week And That's His Show! He's The Regular On It, And You're Not Going To Be "gooder" Than He Is; I Mean, He's The Guy Who's Got To Solve Your Problem! So If You're Playing A Good Guy, You Have To Have A Problem, And He's Going To Solve It For You. And The Only Really Strong Dramatic Part Is The Heavy, Because The Meaner And Crueler And Rottener You Are, The Better The Good Guy Looks When He Whips Ya' At The End Because He Always Is Gonna Whip Ya! So, The Best Dramatic Guest Shot Is The Heavy.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.