There's An Old Saying That God Exists

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

The Actual Distance A Bad Golfer Is Going To Hit The Ball With Any Club Obviously Depends On Many Factors, Not The Least Of Which Is Whether The Ball Was Actually Hit At All.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

The Violence Or The Vaudeville Style Of Comedy Is A Technique All By Itself. You Get Up There, And You Are A Comedian, And You're Doing One Thing. That Is, You're Going To Make The Audience Laugh.

I'm Afraid If I Don't Keep Moving, They're Going To Catch Me ... I Am 81 Years Old And I Want To See What's Around The Corner, And I Don't See Any Reason In The World Not To Keep Working. But I Am Starting To Value My Down Time A Great Deal Because I Am Realizing There Might Be Other Things To Do That I Am Overlooking.