There's An Old Saying That God Exists

I Had To Weave And Play Around With A Honey Bear, You Know, And I Could Wrestle With Him A Little Bit, But There's No Way You Can Even Wrestle A Honey Bear, Let Alone A Grizzly Bear That's Standing Ten Feet To Eleven Feet Tall! Can You Imagine? But It Was Fascinating To Work That Close To That Kind Of Animal.

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.

I Don't Think Anybody Can Really Sit Down And Decide That Their Mission In Life Is To Make People Think. I Think Their Mission In Life Is To Leave People Alone!

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.