Like A Blind Man At An Orgy,

The Actual Distance A Bad Golfer Is Going To Hit The Ball With Any Club Obviously Depends On Many Factors, Not The Least Of Which Is Whether The Ball Was Actually Hit At All.

Those Who The Gods Seek To Destroy First, Learn How To Play Golf.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.

I've Finally Found My Home - As Lt. Frank Drebin.