Like A Blind Man At An Orgy,

You Know It's Very Difficult To Be An Actor, And To Have People Depending On You To Say The Right Line, At The Right Time, And To Not Be Able To Hear Your Cues! I Can't Tell You How Many Times I Would've Had To Have Said What? If I Didn't Have My Hearing Aids. So My Hearing Aids Are A Life Saver, And They Allow Me To Practice My Craft.

Doing Nothing Is Very Tough To Do Because You Never Know When You're Finished. The Upside Is That From The Moment You Wake Up In The Morning, You're On The Job.

Truth Hurts. Maybe Not As Much As Jumping On A Bicycle With The Seat Missing, But It Hurts.

I've Always Been Part Of Comedy. One Of The Things About Our Family Was That If We Were Reasonably Funny With Each Other, Particularly My Two Brothers And Myself, When My Father Was Upset With Something You'd Want To Make Sure In Some Way You Made Him Laugh. Because When He Didn't Laugh, You Were In Trouble!

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.