I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

My Husband Gave Me A Necklace. It's Fake. I Requested Fake. Maybe I'm Paranoid, But In This Day And Age, I Don't Want Something Around My Neck That's Worth More Than My Head.

Never Take Candy From Strangers.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.