I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary

Only Men Who Have Worn A Ski Suit Understand How Complicated It Is For A Woman To Go To The Bathroom When She's Wearing A Jumpsuit.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

Men Love Watches With Multiple Functions. My Husband Has One That Is A Combination Address Book, Telescope And Piano.

Envy The Kangaroo. That Pouch Setup Is Extraordinary; The Baby Crawls Out Of The Womb When It Is About Two Inches Long, Gets Into The Pouch, And Proceeds To Mature. I'd Have A Baby If It Would Develop In My Handbag.