Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

Men Do Not Like To Admit To Even Momentary Imperfection. My Husband Forgot The Code To Turn Off The Alarm. When The Police Came, He Wouldn't Admit He'd Forgotten The Code... He Turned Himself In.

Before I Met My Husband, I'd Never Fallen In Love. I'd Stepped In It A Few Times.

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me.

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.

All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks And Sandals.