Life Is Not A Having And A

Some Perfect Wife I Am. I've Been Married Four Times, Divorced Four Times, Have No Children, And Can't Boil An Egg.

They Say The Movies Should Be More Like Life; I Think Life Should Be More Like The Movies.

Life Is Not A Having And A Getting, But A Being And A Becoming.

I Had These Slinky Eyes And A Sense Of Humor.

I Got Rid Of All Those Reporters.