If You're Bored In New York, It's

Some Perfect Wife I Am. I've Been Married Four Times, Divorced Four Times, Have No Children, And Can't Boil An Egg.

Most Of The Sex I've Seen On The Screen Looks Like An Expression Of Hostility Towards Sex.

If You're Bored In New York, It's Your Own Fault.

I Was A Homely Kid With Freckles That Came Out Every Spring And Stuck On Me Till Christmas.

I Had These Slinky Eyes And A Sense Of Humor.