Some Perfect Wife I Am. I've Been

Some Perfect Wife I Am. I've Been Married Four Times, Divorced Four Times, Have No Children, And Can't Boil An Egg.

They Say The Movies Should Be More Like Life; I Think Life Should Be More Like The Movies.

I Had These Slinky Eyes And A Sense Of Humor.

I Was Glamorous Because Of Magicians Like George Folsey, James Wong Howe, Oliver Marsh, Ray June, And All Those Other Great Cinematographers. I Trusted Those Men And The Other Experts Who Made Us Beautiful. The Rest Of It I Didn't Give A Damn About. I Didn't Fuss About My Clothes, My Lighting, Or Anything Else, But, Believe Me, Some Of Them Did.

I Admire Some Of The People On The Screen Today, But Most Of Them Look Like Everybody Else. In Our Day We Had Individuality. Pictures Were More Sophisticated. All This Nudity Is Too Excessive And It Is Getting Very Boring. It Will Be A Shame If It Upsets People So Much That It Brings On The Need For Censorship. I Hate Censorship. In The Cinema There's No Mystery. No Privacy. And No Sex, Either. Most Of The Sex I've Seen On The Screen Looks Like An Expression Of Hostility Towards Sex.