Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.