Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap,

Consultants Have Credibility Because They Are Not Dumb Enough To Work At Your Company.

The World Isn't Fair, But As Long As It's Tilting In My Direction, I Find That There's A Natural Cap To My Righteous Indignation.

For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.

Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert