The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

Dogbert Gazing At Night Sky No Matter How Bad The Day Is, The Stars Are Always There. Dilbert Actually, Many Of Them Burned Out Years Ago, But Their Light Is Just Now Reaching Earth. Dogbertthank You For Shattering My Comfortable Misconception. Dilbertit's The Miracle Of Science.

If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questions?

My Investments Have Been Hurt.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

We Know The Goats Are Imported Because They Don't Speak English.