The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

Beware The Advice Of Successful People; They Do Not Seek Company.

The Longer You Verk Here, Diverse It Gets.

My Philosophy Is That Every Phone Conversation Has A Loser.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

Every Year, It Takes More Brains To Navigate This Complicated World. More People Are Falling Below What I Call The 'incompetence Line' Through No Fault Of Their Own.