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As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

People Are So Conditioned To Take Sides That A Balanced Analysis Looks To Them Like Hatred.

I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.