He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On

I Was Busier Than A Beaver In A Coffee Lake.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.

You're Thinking I'm One Of Those Wise-ass California Vegetarians Who Is Going To Tell You That Eating A Few Strips Of Bacon Is Bad For Your Health. I'm Not. I Say Its A Free Country And You Should Be Able To Kill Yourself At Any Rate You Choose, As Long As Your Cold Dead Body Is Not Blocking My Driveway.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, And Avoid Disappointment.