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Give A Man A Fish, And You'll Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, And He'll Buy A Funny Hat. Talk To A Hungry Man About Fish, And You're A Consultant.

One Dilbert Blog Reader Noted That Current Research Shows That Happiness Causes Success More Than Success Causes Happiness. That Makes Sense To Me. There's Plenty Of Research About People Having A Baseline Of Happiness That Doesn't Vary Much With Circumstances. And Given That Happy People Are Typically Optimistic, Energetic, And Fun To Work With, I Can See How Happiness Would Lead To Success.

Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

We Must Develop Knowledge Optimization Initiatives To Leverage Our Key Learnings.

Consultants Have Credibility Because They Are Not Dumb Enough To Work At Your Company.