If I Ever Get Back To Georgia,

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.