If I Ever Get Back To Georgia,

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.