Life Is A Game Played On Us

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

Children Grow Out Of Childhood, But Parents Never Grow Out Of Parenthood.