Life Is A Game Played On Us

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The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.