A Man Is Known By The Company

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

Every Bride And Groom Would Do Well To Remember That In Wedding, The We Comes Before The I.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.