A Man Is Known By The Company

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.

In A Democracy, You Believe It Or Not; In A Dictatorship, You Believe It Or Else.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.