The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable,

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.