There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having

Do The Best You Can, And Don't Take Life Too Serious.

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.

Everyone Is A Self-made Man. Only The Successful Admit It.

My Forefathers Didn't Come Over On The Mayflower, But They Met The Boat.

When I Die, My Epitaph Or Whatever You Call Those Signs On Gravestones Is Going To Read: "i Joked About Every Prominent Man Of My Time, But I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like."