The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts. I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party, I'm A Democrat! If We Ever Pass Out As A Great Nation We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone 'america Died From A Delusion That She Had Moral Leadership.'

Don't Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much Of Today.

Money, Horse Racing And Women: Three Things The Boys Just Can't Figure Out.

She Was So Ugly She Could Make A Mule Back Away From An Oat Bin.

You Know, A Communist's Whole Life Work Is Based On Complaint Of How Everything Is Done.... So If They Ever Get Their Country Running Good They Will Defeat Their Own Cause.