I Wish My Name Started With A

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

100% Of The People Who Give 110% Do Not Understand Math.

There's An Old Russian Saying That Goes Some Way Or Another. I Don't Know It. I Don't Speak Russian. But Sometimes I Think About It And Wonder If It's Relevant To What I'm Going Through At The Time. Probably Not. I Mean What Do Russian Know About Hunger, Anyway?

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.