I Wish My Name Started With A

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

I Like Playing Frisbee. It Is The Only Sport Where You Can Throw Something At A Person And It's Okay.

I Didn't Play Music, Nobody In My Family Had An Instrument Or Played Music, We Didn't Even Have Any Books At My House. I Think About It And I'm Like, I Don't Know How I Climbed Out Of There.

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.