I Wish My Name Started With A

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?

I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.

A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So Is A Drunk Backseat Driver If He's Persuasive.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

I Was Stuck In Traffic And I Looked In The Mirror And In The Car Behind Me There Was A Couple Having A Horrible Argument And Right Below Their Image It Said "objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I Just Thought, Man I Hope So Because She Was Pretty Mad.