I Was A Good Student When I

I Think The Best Thing About Being Dumb Is That It Makes Magic A Lot Better. Where The Hell Did That Rat Come From? I Dunno, But I'm Calling The Cops Because He Just Cut That Lady In Half.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.