Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".