Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!