Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!