Last Week I Was Walking By A

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.

I've Been Writing Jokes Since I'm Fifteen. Not Out Of Happiness, But To Go To A Different Place, Because Reality Wasn't Good To Me.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.