I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.

Well With Girls I Don't Get No Respect. I Had A Blind Date. I Waited Two Hours On The Corner. A Girl Walked By. I Said Are You Louise? She Said, Are You Rodney? I Said, Yeah. She Said, I'm Not Louise.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.