I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.