I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!